Would someone PLEASE tell Hummer

That the grass is NOT greener on the other side of the fence! (well actually it IS but didn't really want him to work that one out).
He has worked out that the little white tape that separates him from the long grass is quite stretchy and if you keep walking, eventually, it completely disappears! then WALLAH!!! green grass up to your eyeballs!
Helps if I remember to turn the fence ON of course! as running around catching wild Kaimanawa ponies and an energetic young endurance arab that is full of beans at 10.30 at night is SO not cool!!!
Oh and just for furture reference.... make sure you are NOT holding onto the fencing wire when another family member turns the mains on......... screaming really loud at that time of night does nothing to impress the neighbours.. or the whole valley for that matter.